Rank: Tech
Species: Droids
Candroids are amazing; part out-of-this world analytical strategist, part peppy cheerleader - their answer to any question is, “Yes, we can!”. Not only will they help you turn any outrageous, hair brained idea into a planned, strategic masterpiece, they’ll make you feel good about it.
Unfortunately, the Candroid onboard Cargo Freight 7882 suffers from what is technically defined as “dropped”, making him more of a “can’t-droid”. Not only has the damage erased his database of the galaxy (he can’t remember anything), but his cheery optimism has blossomed into existential cynicism and manic negativity. He’s the ship’s official “No” guy.
Thankfully his ability to do statistical analysis of any situation, , means that he can tell you WHY the answer is always no. As a “Dropped” droid, they have no choice but to keep him on board and out of sight of quality inspectors. He may be a loud mouth “no guy”, but on occasion, there have been a few rare gems of useful information, amongst the frustrating verbal spillage.
When no one’s around, he can often be found arguing with his self-help tapes.
