Meet Our Crew
While there are thousands of crews working for the shipping conglomerate, the crew of Freight 78-82 are the only inter-species crew. Melvin loves the diversity of his crew - the disagreements may be intense but it certainly keeps things interesting.
I mean, when your crew is commanded by an inexperienced captain, piloted by a reckless ex-space pirate, managed by an insubordinate thug, maintained by an over enthusiastic genius and spurred on by a Candroid... who can’t, what could possibly go wrong?
They say a leader is admired and a boss is feared, then there is no doubt that NoFace is definitely a boss. Once a humble (albeit cutthroat) smuggler, NoFace now runs an economic empire. He is the wealthiest alien in the known universe and probably the most feared.
No one knows what species of alien he is, as he is only ever seen in his full body business suit, complete with a blank visor. His lack of any facial features makes him impossible to read - a strategy that has been instrumental in his success. He is known for his intimidating “Texan Oil Baron” accent, a voice he has selected from the “capitalism” playlist on his electronic vocal-enhancer. Unfortunately this gadget has a habit of malfunctioning and will often select a random voice of its choosing.
There are whispers that he is in fact responsible for the interplanetary segregation, which is emphasized by his personal slogan - “Make a problem, sell a solution”.
He normally has very little contact with his employees, but for some insufferable reason, the crew of Freight 78-82 (especially that annoyingly cheerful Captain) are always either on his radar or in his business.
"To think is mutiny!" - Space Pirates
Armed with rocket launchers, atomic lasers and a deep passion for theft, Space Pirates are a law unto their own. No one knows where they’re based, why they take such glee in destroying cargo ships, or
even how to stop them. To make matters worse, the InterGalactix fleet is over-insured, so they’re more than happy to let a pirate destroy a ship, rather than risk additional losses.
"We're nobody's friend!" - The Dogmen
The Dogmen are the watchdogs of the Galaxy and the intergalactic enforcers of law and order. These canines have a keen sense of smell, an acute sense of hearing, but most importantly...they’re nobody’s
friend. In fact, that’s their motto. (This may have something to do with the fact that humans haven't been discovered yet) They have a particular dislike for InterGalactix, and tend to set up frequent, random cargo inspections.
Awkward but social